Over the weekend, there were about a million new photos of LeAnn Rimes in various bikinis, doing various activities in Hawaii, all while her ass was hanging out. This woman must have only packed bikinis for her trip, because I’ve yet to see her in anything else, and she was photographed constantly last week too – go here and here for a recap. She doesn’t even have any cover-ups. She didn’t even pack a t-shirt, I don’t think.

In the photos where she’s holding a baby… I don’t know whose baby that is. Fame/Flynet noted, “The country singer stopped to hold a 4 month old baby boy while walking around in a two piece bikini. Rimes was overheard saying ‘My husband already has two and I figured that was it but after holding this baby I think I changed my mind.’” I don’t even know – whatever. I’ll believe that she’s pregnant when she tweets about it.

As for the other photos, where LeAnn is carrying beer and acting like an idiot, Fame notes that LeAnn and Eddie were “enjoying a morning game of Bochee Ball complete with a beer while in Hawaii. LeAnn, the only one showing off her bikini bod appeared to be hosting the game as she could be seen fetching beers, collecting balls and jumping for joy. She also couldn’t help touching people, including her husbands butt. Later he was seen reciprocating the gesture on January 7, 2012.” I don’t know why that write-up amused me so much. Like, even the photographers were talking amongst themselves about LeAnn’s incessant bikini-wearing and her obvious try-hard antics. I would almost feel bad for her – if she wasn’t so willfully crazy.

Photos courtesy of Fame.