This season of Lifetime’s True Tori is shaping up to be far more dramatic than the first. Tori’s throwing tons of material into this season. So far, Tori has teased preganancy, lunched with Dean McDermott’s ex, and bragged about sleeping with a married man. The most interesting thing is Tori’s shambolic finances. She already refused to downsize her lifestyle because Aaron Spelling “wouldn’t have wanted it.”

Tori’s continuing with this theme. The lastest episode revealed that Tori has plowed through $18 million since marrying Dean. A lot of this amount includes Tori’s ridiculous real estate adventures. She also has a warehouse full of what she calls “treasures.” A literal warehouse full of Tori’s junk. Tori also tried to take Dean for a vasectomy as the cameras rolled. She wanted to film the whole thing. Here’s more of what happened on the episode:

* Dean did not go quietly to the vasectomy visit: “I don’t know … I feel like Spencer Pratt. Does the world really need to know this? Does the world really need to see this? It’s my reproductive organs. No cameras please … go go, seriously, please go, I’m losing my mind babe.” He left before getting snipped.

* Tori’s storage warehouse is stupendous, and The Mail has photos of this place. Tori has organized 127 storage vaults with a 440-page document to keep track of where everything is located. You guys, this is insane. Tori says it costs a mortgage payment to store all this garbage. She also has a large room in the family home filled to the brim with junk. A friend tries to tell Tori she could pay for a home by selling off her trinkets, but Tori says no.

* At the warehouse, Tori located the wedding bouquet from when she got hitched to ol’ Charlie Shanian. Tori said, “I feel so much regret and shame for the way I ended it.” She wated to visit Charlie to “get closure” Dean wasn’t happy about the plan. Tune in next week to see what happens!

Oh, and Dean lost it on Twitter. I guess someone saw him visiting an adult novelty shop during his wife’s ongoing hospitalization. Dean hit back at the haters and quit Twitter:

(1) @TruthAndSarcasm I bought a gag gift to make her laugh. All you haters need to F— OFF!! I’ve had it with you a–holes. GO F— YOURSELVES

(2) @TruthAndSarcasm who the F— do you think you are? Any time any place pal. You hide behind your bullsh-t twitter name. Show urself pr-ck.

(3)“@HighonHillcrest: Noticed u didn’t post a pic of urself on your profile there cupcake. Can you say coward? Sending u love anyway. No hate.

(4) I’m done with this social media sh-t. To all my fans, you’re the best. Love you guys. Always will. To all the haters, you know how I feel.

[From Dean McDermott on Twitter]

Let me get this straight: Dean wants us to believe he visited an adult store to buy Tori “a gag gift” during her hospital quarantine. And that would make her laugh? Sure.

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