I was just glancing through these new photos of Nicole Kidman promoting Omega (she’s one of the faces of the brand) in Hong Kong today, and for the most part, my thoughts ran to the same old talking points. As in “Why does she do that to her beautiful face?” and “It’s funny to see how nothing moves on her jacked face when she tries to smile.” That’s honestly why people still have sympathy for Nicole – she always looks like she’s in pain. She probably is in pain. Every time she tries to smile, the wall of Botox in her face screams “DON’T DO IT … DO NOT SHOW EMOTION… MAN THE TORPEDOS.”

And then I came to this part of the photo array – Nicole wearing a plunging black cocktail number, also for part of the Omega press.

Now… I’ve put this out there before, and I have to ask it again – did Nicole get implants? Or are we still holding strong to the theory that Nicole’s boobs look like that because she was pregnant with little Sunday Roast? I know many of you hate when I say this, but I can’t help what I believe in my heart – Nicole wasn’t pregnant. So how did she get those boobs? I really think they’re implants. She just went from an A-cup to a B/C-cup, but she’s been jacking those things up lately.

By the way, when she was doing press, she was talking to a reporter about her marriage to Keith Urban, and how her marriage rule (for this marriage at least) is that they can’t be apart for more than three days. Kidman told the reporter: “I think I’ve reached a point in my life where I’ve slowed down a lot, so it’s not difficult. My priority is very much keeping my family together and not being away from them.” Um… isn’t Keith on tour or something? Hasn’t he been on tour a lot since their marriage? Does Nicole follow him around on tour? I thought she had better things to do with her time.

Nicole Kidman in Hong Kong on May 20, 2010. Credit: Pacific Coast News.