When I began looking for coverage of Canada’s MuchMusic Awards, held last night, the first photo I saw was of Miley’s near-vadge-attack. Who needs to be mad at Perez Hilton when Miley is one half an inch of ill-fitting fabric away from revealing her vadge to millions of Canadians? Ugh. The Daily Mail even blacked out Miley’s bikini wax too and noted: “Her white lace basque, which looked inspired by Madonna’s Like A Virgin ensemble, was so tight, she nearly exposed a bit too much to those in the front row.” Anyway, Miley got to perform two songs last night at MuchMusic. This photo above was from her second vadge-tastic performance “Can’t Be Tamed”. The video is below, and it’s kind of low-quality, but the cameltoe is painful. Miley really needs a better costumer for her PR/tour. NOTE: CB just made me take down the original header photo of Miley’s vadge-attack. These photos are slightly less offensive.

Does it occur to anyone else that Miley isn’t going to be happy until she flashes her vadge to the whole world? That’s the kind of vibe she’s giving, like she knows it’s going to happen and she’s just waiting for the right time. Miley’s first performance was “Party in the USA” – with an appearance by Justin Bieber. People are calling this raunchy. I mean… sure. But it’s Miley so it seems kind of tame.

Miley also won an award for International Video of the Year (for “Party in the USA”). She told the audience, “First, I want to tell my dad (Billy Ray Cyrus) that I love him, since I forgot to call him till really late.” Happy Father’s Day, Dad. VADGE.

Anyway, here are some more photos of the event. Katy Perry was trying to look sexy and trashy too, but she kind of failed and just looked budget.

Is it just me, or should Kesha consider this look full-time? The headpiece kind of rocks.

This should haunt your nightmares:

The funky chicken.

The male Miley: