Here are some photos of Lindsay Lohan leaving the Playhouse Theatre last night after her second preview performance of Speed-the-Plow. I’m assuming she’s still wearing some of her stage makeup because YIKES. After the terrible reviews and outright laughter from the audience, you’d think that Lindsay would realize that she needs to buckle down and actually study her lines and do some extra work so her performance isn’t a total catastrophe. Not so much. Fame/Flynet notes that Lindsay went straight from the theater to the Chiltern Firehouse. Where I’m sure she partied into the wee hours. But maybe we should give her a pass, because she’s apparently looking for her next gig: wife/girlfriend to an old, rich man.

Forget sight-seeing of taking a few much-needed etiquette lessons. Lindsay Lohan is using her free time to hunt down a posh English sugar-daddy!

“Lilo wants a rich Brit and doesn’t care how old he is,” an insider tells Star. “She wants to pull an Anna Nicole.”

The 28-year-old is running out of cash and needs to lock down a set of deep pockets ASAP.

“She’s asking everyone she knows to find her a sugar daddy… she doesn’t even seem embarrassed to ask.”

[From Star Magazine, print edition]

If I was a British dude, I would be sort of insulted by the sheer number of cracked-out American messes who think it’s so easy to land a wealthy British aristocrat. Courtney Love thinks the same thing – Love has said in the past that she’s hunted for some rich British guy to marry. And now Love’s heir, the Cracken, is doing the same thing. Except I doubt Lindsay cares about titles. The men just need money. And she probably does want guys who are pretty old. Anna Nicole, indeed.

Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet.