Kylie Jenner covers the new issue of Galore magazine as “the face of generation bombshell,” which is a disconcerting statement. I probably didn’t even have to tell you the photographer’s name — Terry Richardson — for you to know who shot it. There’s the glaring white Uncle Terry aesthetic, which is so rampant in all of his “work.” He’s proud of that pr0ny vibe, and Kris Jenner must have set this shoot up ages ago. She couldn’t wait to get Kylie in front of Terry’s lens. You can see the whole shoot right here. The editorial isn’t as pervy as you’d expect from Terry, but there’s plenty of cleavage and other skin.

Once again, Kylie’s interview excerpts make me sad. She admits she wasn’t ready to quickly grow up, but the family “lifestyle” dictated the pace of maturity. Kylie also says Kim is her idol because of her die-hard work ethic. We can already tell Kylie wants to look like Kim, but the only work ethic here is in the art of the selfie:

She’s felt “adult” for awhile: “The reality is that I don’t even want to be 18. I wish I could be 17 for the rest of my life. I don’t want to get any older. I just want to be young and enjoy it, but this lifestyle absolutely made me grow up faster. For me, age is just a number. It just makes no sense that, even a month ago, people were complaining that I was too young to be doing certain things, and now people are just okay with it because I’m grown. I don’t know why that one day made such a difference, but it really does change things for people.”

More about her amazing family work ethic: “Kim has definitely inspired the business side of me the most. It’s her work ethic. If she wants to do something, she goes out and does it. She’s really smart in that way. My mom has raised us all like that. I am definitely like that. I need to be doing some type of work all the time. If I’m not working for two weeks, I freak out. But I also love having down time with friends.”

Lucifer has input on everything: “Well, for my new lip kit, I just put in my order for how many of them I want produced from my manufacturer. I was struggling with the number to ask them to make because I was like, Do I want to make this much? No, because nobody is going to buy it. I didn’t want to order that much. But then my mom was like, ‘Kylie, people are going to want your lip kit.’ I guess sometimes that’s all I need to not get nervous.”

[From Galore]

LMAO at the “I can’t not work for two weeks statement, or I’ll freak” from Kylie. I know she’s still practically a kid, but man. Reality check, please. Two days off in a row doesn’t happen for some people, nor does even one. But her statements on age really do make me feel bad for Kylie, even if she doesn’t feel bad for herself. No child should have to feel and act like an adult before their time.

Oh, and there’s another dumb story that just won’t stop. Tyga and Blac Chyna are still sparring over the Ferrari that Tyga pretended to buy for Kylie on her birthday (but he probably leased it). Tyga tried to send the last word to Blac Chyna over Instagram, but we’ll hear more about this silly kertuffle.

Photos courtesy of Terry Richardson/Galore, Fame/Flynet & WENN