Popsugar has compiled an hilarious list of Kimora Lee Simmon’s top ten quotes from her Vanity Fair interview. Some highlights:

“You can be rich and not be famous. You can be famous and not be rich. But to be rich and famous is a special category all by itself.”

“I’m not used to having a boss. I’m the boss. I don’t need the money. I’m filthy f’ing rich!”

“I represent luxury”

“What kind of life am I setting up for her (her = daughters)?…It’s not just about making them, like, not be assholes, which is what I think any parent would do.”

“I will beat a bitch’s ass” (mentioned multiple times)

“I wear fur and if somebody throws shit on me I’m gonna whup your ass! I wish somebody would throw shit on me”

On getting busted for drugs, “It was P-O-T, I do believe, but it was not mine…It was a very tiny amount. Like $5. Believe you me, if I was buying, it wouldn’t look like that.”

PETA, please throw shit on her. someone. please.