When I first saw these pictures of Jessica Simpson out with her dog and bodyguard after an MTV Total Request Live appearance, I was struck by how much she looks like Faith Hill with her hair like that. She could do a lot worse than to look like the gorgeous country singer.

The way Jessica is kissing and cuddling this dog it looks like she’s ready for motherhood. It’s a cute puppy and that’s sweet that she’s bringing it around with her. I can’t say anything nice about her ugly shit-brown boots so I’ll quit describing them in such unflattering terms.

“Employee of the Month” is a boring, trite film by almost every critic’s estimation. It came in fourth at the box office, pulling in $11.8 million in its opening weekend. That’s not a great take, but seems to be decent considering that it only cost $12 million to make.

Pictures were taken on 10/4 and are from Lime-light.

(I’m not tagging the header image and I actually came up with this, so link back if you want to use it.)