On Sunday, Jennifer wore a hot pink Lacroix mullet dress to the Paris premiere of Bounty Hunter. Although the dress was widely panned in the media, I didn’t flat-out hate the dress, I just thought it had some design problems (problem: it made Aniston look like she had a big ol’ gut). Well, Jennifer went back to short and tight for the Berlin premiere of Bounty Hunter last night, and as you can see, she truly has a great figure. But the color? Ugh. I talked about this during all of the Oscar fashion posts – what the hell is going on with all of these beige/taupe/nude trends? Very few women have the coloring to pull it off, and even in that select group of ladies, why would you want to go the nude/beige route?

Now, does Jennifer have the coloring to wear this nude/beige shade? Kind of. It doesn’t wash her out because her hair is so light and she’s so tan. But wouldn’t this dress have been better in that Lacroix shade of hot pink? Or a rich blue or purple, or even an emerald green? What the hell does Aniston have against jewel tones?

Sidenote: seeing those photos of Gerard Butler with his finger up Aniston’s ass has totally warped me. I swear Jennifer seems to be holding herself differently. As if… there was some ass play. You know? Like she’s a little sore?

Jennifer and Gerard at the Berlin premiere of Bounty Hunter on March 29, 2010. Credit: WENN.