Unfortunately, we don’t have that great photo of Audrina Patridge with her eyes rolling back into her head (see here at Dlisted). We do have this photo (above) of Audrina looking totally normal for her, meaning “cock-eyed as hell”. Does she have a diagnosed lazy eye? Am I being mean to someone with a diagnosed condition, or is it that she’s simply dumb and her eyes are constantly at war with each other? Anyhoodle, this is Audrina at last night’s Us Weekly bash celebrating Jennifer Lopez. I told you it wasn’t really an honor for J.Lo to get that Style Icon award. The turnout was totally budget C-listers, like Audrina.

But hopefully we won’t have to see much more of people like Audrina. Did you know that The Hills is drawing to a close? All of these random, talent less people will soon be out of a “job” – if you consider “being vapid and letting people film you” a job. But according to this little piece of gossip from Star Magazine, it seems like Audrina fancies herself a diva!

Audrina Patridge is over The Hills. She threw a tantrum at LA’s bar210 on April 11 when producers asked her to film more shots.

“She screamed, ‘I haven’t slept for two days!’” a source says.

Just two days earlier, she refused to speak at all while taping at Toast with Kristin Cavallari. Good thing it’s the show’s last season!

[From Star Magazine, print edition]

Oh, poor little baby, she didn’t sleep for two days straight? Why was that? Because she was too busy being paid to party? That’s like Lindsay Lohan complaining about how she didn’t get any sleep because she was too busy sitting up, doing drugs and crack tweeting. These girls don’t realize that there are other options. Oh, well. Audrina will learn soon enough that she’s has no talent or intelligence, and people aren’t interested in her if she’s not on TV. I can’t wait!

Audrina Patridge at Us Weekly’s event on April 22, 2010. Credit: WENN & PicApp